Why did the lawyer buy a translucent Bondi Blue iMac? He thought it would make his billing practices finally look “transparent.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
I choose to believe it’s funny.