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1998 Vintage: The iMac Revolution

 Why did the lawyer buy a translucent Bondi Blue iMac? He thought it would make his billing practices finally look “transparent.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye02/14/1999 17:24Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Tripod_Member02/17/2006 01:04Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Men_In_Black_J12/30/2006 18:56Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Mean_Girls_Regina02/20/1999 04:31Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Blade_Runner_201901/01/2009 22:56All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan05/06/2006 18:11OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Believe_It_Or_N03/06/2002 07:07I choose to believe it’s funny.

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