I’m a convict. I’m just “fleeing” the punchline.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.