1996 Archive: The Catalog Call Standoff

Reading a sixteen-digit credit card number over a crackling telephone line to a mail-order operator three times because Grandpa refuses to speak up.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lion_King_Simba08/03/2010 16:36Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@HTML_Hacker12/04/2014 12:19<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Big_Snatch_Boris10/07/2002 05:45Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie06/18/1998 15:04Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Guestbook_Signer01/12/1996 20:31Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Starcraft_Zerg01/27/2012 03:32Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!