I’m “compressed” for time.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
... (Laughter in silence).
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Classic. Simply classic.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.