The assistant pastor proudly trying to show a high-definition inspirational video clip during his sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small spinning… Read More »2013 Legacy: The YouTube 1080p HD Buffer Crisis
Why did the world walk on the “Wild Side”? To remind politicians that true culture is made in the streets of New York, not the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Death of Lou Reed
Why did the history quiz sound like a digital candy store? Because students had mastered hiding their touchscreens behind their textbooks, causing a steady stream… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Candy Crush Epidemic
Why did the school lobby look like a political campaign headquarters in April? Because every student watched a single viral internet documentary and immediately pasted… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Kony 2012 Backlash
Accidentally posting a highly personal question about regular bowel movements directly into a local neighborhood watch public forum instead of typing it into a private… Read More »2012 Archive: The Facebook Group Leak
Why did the kids take a photo of the tree and then panic? Because a new app promised that the photo would disappear in 10… Read More »2011 Vintage: Snapchat (Launch)
I’m playing the new Zelda. It’s a “cutting-edge” experience for my Wii remote. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World… Read More »2011 Archive: The Skyward Sword
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did Bush and Obama both like it? Because “Watching each other from planes” is the only form of trust left in global politics. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The 31-Country “Open Skies” Treaty
Why did the lawyer love Foursquare? Because he could see exactly which bar his “sick” client was checking into. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Foursquare Check-in
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