Why did the kids take a photo of the tree and then panic? Because a new app promised that the photo would disappear in 10 seconds, and they weren’t sure if the gifts would disappear too.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
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2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
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Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I see what you did there. Clever!