2018 Classic: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It’s an ‘Emoji’ code. 💀 means you’re sick, 💊 means take this.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_303/03/1999 05:15Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@ICQ_Flower05/07/2001 14:44The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Burning_CDs09/04/2014 14:13I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Nu_Metal_Kid11/21/2013 16:08I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Better_Off_Dead07/24/2015 23:45I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Orange_Mocha_F06/06/2011 10:20Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Fire_Background11/21/1997 16:27This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).