I’m “leaping” into the next era.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
This joke is an Epic Win!
True story! I was there!