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2014 Legacy: Matthew McConaughey (Interstellar)

 Why was Matthew McConaughey crying in a spaceship? Because in 2014, he realized that “Alright, alright, alright” sounds a lot different when you’ve missed 23 years of your daughter’s life because of a giant wave.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky03/28/2013 23:13I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/18/1998 20:10The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/18/2000 01:11You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@One_Does_Not_S09/19/2013 17:00One does not simply read one joke.
@Bernie_Mittens08/10/2008 12:51I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Netscape_Now_B06/14/2012 04:49I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Flickr_User_0408/15/1996 09:42A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@IMVU_Chatter02/08/2004 08:453D laughs are the best!
@David_After_Dent12/21/2012 18:05Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/15/2004 10:23FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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