2023 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer use a “Voice Changer” during the call? To sound like he had a “team of 20 experts” instead of just him… Read More »2023 Archive: The Negotiation
2022 Legacy: The Downton Abbey 2
I told her I’m an aristocrat. She told me to go “aristocratically” clean the dog mess. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Downton Abbey 2
2022 Vintage: The “Nepo Baby” Debate
Why were we mad at famous people’s kids? To distract us from the fact that “Political Dynasties” have been doing the same thing since the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Nepo Baby” Debate
2020 Vintage: The “Law and Order” Tweet
Why was it sent at 2 A.M.? Because in 2020, “Justice” was something that happened while most people were trying to sleep. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Law and Order” Tweet
2019 Classic: The Game of Thrones Cup
Why did the traveler leave his Starbucks on the plane? Because he wanted to be “historically accurate” to the Season 8 production. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Game of Thrones Cup
2018 Archive: The “Be Alright” Dean Lewis
The official song for when you’re staring out a rainy window and thinking about your life choices. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Be Alright” Dean Lewis
2018 Archive: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
The popular kids looking panicked because a new algorithm shift forced them to completely rethink how their hallway squad photos looked on their profile feeds.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
2017 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2017 Classic: Taylor Swift’s “Reputation”
Why was the niece so dramatic? Because “the old niece couldn’t come to the phone right now… why? Oh, because she’s eating pie!” Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: Taylor Swift’s “Reputation”
2017 Legacy: The Animoji
She sent me an Animoji of a pile of poop. No message, just the Animoji. I’m pretty sure it was a self-portrait of her opinion… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Animoji