2023 Archive: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer use a “Voice Changer” during the call? To sound like he had a “team of 20 experts” instead of just him and a cat.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Java_Script_Kid02/11/1996 06:34Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Hotmail_Original05/28/1999 23:14Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Men_In_Black_K10/27/2011 00:42We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Lag_Victim_0103/14/2011 16:34I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@LonelyGirl15_F12/08/2005 18:49Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Filter_Fanatic09/17/2010 19:53This joke looks better with a sepia filter.