2016 Classic: The Dabbing Defense
The vice principal warning a student that “dabbing” after every single correct answer during a serious history debate was a direct violation of classroom etiquette.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Dabbing Defense
2016 Legacy: The Manchester by the Sea
“I’m brooding and full of grief.” “No, you’re just cranky because the Patriots lost. Chill out.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Manchester by the Sea
2016 Vintage: Carpool Karaoke
Why was the car ride to Grandma’s so loud? Because James Corden made singing in the car the only legal way to travel in 2016.… Read More »2016 Vintage: Carpool Karaoke
2016 Legacy: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to run out of Great Balls. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Bear
2015 Vintage: The Krampus
I told her the Christmas monster is coming for her. She said, “I’m married to him, I’m not scared.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Krampus
2015 Archive: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million “Person of the Year.” Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Melon
2015 Archive: The Wiz Khalifa (See You Again) Fan
“It’s been a long day… without you, my light.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The G20 Summit in Turkey
Why was it so tense? Because it happened two days after the Paris attacks, proving that world leaders can be very united when they’re all… Read More »2015 Vintage: The G20 Summit in Turkey
2014 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Susan Sarandon for Tammy? For proving that even an Oscar winner can’t save a movie that’s basically just Melissa McCarthy falling over. Part of the… Read More »2014 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2013 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” my phone won’t last a full day of selfies. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Battery