1. Pizza Logic (12 Comments | Blonde Jokes Archive)
Ordered 6 slices because she couldn’t finish 12.
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2. Library Order (8 Comments | Blonde Jokes Archive)
Shouted for a burger, then whispered the same order after being shushed.
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3. Puzzle Record (24 Comments | Blonde Jokes Archive)
Finished in 2 weeks. She was proud because the box said ‘2-4 years’.
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4. Computer Freeze (15 Comments | Blonde Jokes Archive)
Closed all the office windows to help the frozen PC warm up.
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5. Mirror Discovery (9 Comments | Blonde Jokes Archive)
Found a mirror in the trash and thought it was a photo of her best friend.
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