2015 Archive: The Melon

I’m “one” in a million “Person of the Year.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/12/1998 04:30Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Pager_Guy11/18/2001 20:27Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@BBS_Sysop05/09/2009 20:18Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Total_Recall_Fan07/11/2013 20:59Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Space_Jam_Lola07/25/2012 19:33Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".