2013 Legacy: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to wait for the next season of Game of Thrones. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bear
2013 Classic: The Cronut Hype
Why was the dessert table so trendy? Because everyone was talking about the croissant-donut hybrid, and Mom tried to make a “Tur-nut” (a turkey-donut), which… Read More »2013 Classic: The Cronut Hype
2013 Vintage: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Diary
2012 Classic: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a new planet. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: Gangnam Style
Why was the holiday party so repetitive? Because every uncle in America spent the night doing “The Horse Dance” while screaming “Oppa Gangnam Style!” and… Read More »2012 Vintage: Gangnam Style
2011 Archive: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Canoe
2010 Vintage: The MRE “Buffalo Chicken”
Why was it the hero of 2010? Because it was the first time an MRE actually tasted like food you’d buy with your own money.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The MRE “Buffalo Chicken”
2010 Archive: The Windows Phone 7
Why was the IT guy so excited about “Tiles”? Because he finally had a phone that looked like a bathroom floor, but with live updates.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Windows Phone 7
2010 Archive: The 4G Physical
“Your heart is beating fast.” “I’m on a new 4G network!” “That’s great for your phone, but it’s giving your pacemaker an identity crisis.” Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The 4G Physical
2009 Classic: The Lady Gaga Dress Code Danger
The popular girl who got a detention because she tried to wear a giant bow made entirely of hair to homeroom, inspired by the “Poker… Read More »2009 Classic: The Lady Gaga Dress Code Danger