2011 Archive: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

@Zelda_Link09/30/1997 13:22It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Flash_Player_Fan06/17/2007 00:44Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan11/20/2014 11:21This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/07/2009 06:09Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Gremlins_Gizmo11/12/1999 07:13Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Distracted_Boy01/02/2002 00:09Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Railgun_Sniper10/12/2007 11:26I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@No_Way_Jose02/13/2015 18:19No way! That’s too much!