Why was it the hero of 2010? Because it was the first time an MRE actually tasted like food you’d buy with your own money.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.