Why did the map look like a rash? Because in 2004, we officially decided that we couldn’t just be Americans—we had to be “Red” or “Blue” based on who we wanted to have a beer with.
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!