2013 Legacy: The Bear

I can’t “bear” to wait for the next season of Game of Thrones.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin02/23/2010 01:38P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Matrix_Rebel01/09/2011 10:49I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/09/2009 05:57A joke about nothing? Love it!

@XFiles_Spooky_M01/11/2008 09:10Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Forrest_Gump_Running08/12/2012 09:08Laughing is as laughing does.

@Broadband_Newbie01/17/2009 10:13Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Korn_Follower02/17/2002 06:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@PeanutButter_J11/26/2010 00:19It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Tablet_User_1009/13/1995 03:42Tapping my way to a good mood.