I’m “positive” my phone won’t last a full day of selfies.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Laughing is as laughing does.
That was intense... and funny!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.