The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read hi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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