2003 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: The Bit
2003 Legacy: The Governator
Why were California lawyers happy Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected? They were looking forward to a governor who could “terminate” a bill without reading it. Part… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Governator
2002 Legacy: Best Traditional Blues Album
Why Do You Get the Blues? by Jimmie Vaughan? Because the blues are better when they run in the family. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best Traditional Blues Album
2002 Vintage: The Atkins Diet
A guy orders a pint of heavy cream and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says, “I miss the 90s.” Part of the 71 Bar… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Atkins Diet
2002 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
Why did Moulin Rouge! win? Because they used more red paint than the rest of the 2002 movies combined. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
2002 Legacy: The Arthur Andersen Collapse
Why did the giant accounting firm disappear? Because they turned “shredding documents” into an Olympic sport, and the prize was a federal indictment. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Arthur Andersen Collapse
2001 Legacy: The Cyber-Church Budget Veto
The financial committee voting down a hundred-dollar upgrade for the church website, claiming that the internet has already peaked and won’t get any bigger. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Cyber-Church Budget Veto
2001 Legacy: Planet of the Apes (Remake)
Why was the dinner so confusing? Because the ending of the Mark Wahlberg movie made zero sense, and the family spent four hours trying to… Read More »2001 Legacy: Planet of the Apes (Remake)
2001 Legacy: The “Survivor” Destiny’s Child
I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up—mostly because I need this job to pay for my 56k internet. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Survivor” Destiny’s Child
2000 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a specialist for “Digital Eye Strain.” He told me the cure was to look at a tree for five minutes. That cost… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Specialist