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2000 Legacy: The Specialist

I went to a specialist for “Digital Eye Strain.” He told me the cure was to look at a tree for five minutes. That cost me $250.

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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