Why was the dinner so confusing? Because the ending of the Mark Wahlberg movie made zero sense, and the family spent four hours trying to figure out the “Ape Lincoln” statue.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
The stars are aligned for this joke.