Why were California lawyers happy Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected? They were looking forward to a governor who could “terminate” a bill without reading it.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Waddle on over and read this!
Taking a photo of me laughing!