2000 Legacy: The Specialist
I went to a specialist for “Digital Eye Strain.” He told me the cure was to look at a tree for five minutes. That cost… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Specialist
1999 Vintage: The Cleaning
She looked at my vacuum cleaner and asked if it was “on strike.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Cleaning
1999 Legacy: The Nokia
My 3210 fell off a building. Now I have to replace the sidewalk. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Nokia
1998 Vintage: The Mulan
We took the nieces to see it. I told my wife she’s my warrior. She told me to go fight the dishes. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Mulan
1998 Vintage: The MP3 Player (Eiger Labs MPMan)
Why could it only hold 8 songs? Because in 1998, the dream was to carry half an album in your pocket and pray the batteries… Read More »1998 Vintage: The MP3 Player (Eiger Labs MPMan)
1998 Archive: The Furby Mystery
Why did the blonde put her Furby in a soundproof box? She thought it was a secret government spy device from the movie “Enemy of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Furby Mystery
1998 Classic: The Britney Spears
My wife is wearing pigtails and a cardigan. I asked if she’s going to a school play. She said, “Hit me baby one more time,”… Read More »1998 Classic: The Britney Spears
1997 Legacy: The Third Eye Blind Summer
“I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend”—the unofficial anthem of anyone trying to install Windows 95 Service Pack 2. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Third Eye Blind Summer
1996 Archive: The Modern Client
Why is a 1996 client happy? Because thanks to the fax machine, he can be financially ruined faster than ever before. Part of the 48… Read More »1996 Archive: The Modern Client
1996 Legacy: The Coupon Folder Gridlock
Completely paralyzing the grocery store checkout line while searching through an accordion-style plastic coupon organizer for a twenty-cent discount on bran flakes. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Coupon Folder Gridlock