2011 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million users. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Justin Bieber “Baby”
Why was the airport terminal so loud? Because that song was playing in every duty-free shop, and every teenager was “Oh-h-h-h”-ing during security. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Justin Bieber “Baby”
2010 Classic: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: Yogi Bear’s CGI
Why was it hit? Because Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake voicing bears was a concept that should have stayed in the 1960s or in a… Read More »2010 Archive: Yogi Bear’s CGI
2009 Legacy: The Netbook Sermon Writing
The pastor attempting to type his Sunday sermon notes on a tiny, 10-inch netbook computer, which requires him to type with only two fingers because… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Netbook Sermon Writing
2009 Vintage: The 2009 New Year’s Eve
Why were we ready for 2010? Because the Saints were heading to the Super Bowl, the World Cup was coming to Africa, and we wanted… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2009 New Year’s Eve
2009 Vintage: The “Observe and Report” Vibe
Why Seth Rogen? For a comedy so dark and uncomfortable that the only thing people were observing was the exit sign. Part of the 38… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Observe and Report” Vibe
2008 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Fit
Why was Grandma standing on a white plastic board after dinner? Because she got Wii Fit and wanted to see if her “Wii Age” increased… Read More »2008 Classic: The Nintendo Wii Fit
2008 Legacy: Vampire Weeknd (Band)
Why was the music so “preppy”? Because the indie kids were wearing boat shoes and singing about Oxford commas. Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: Vampire Weeknd (Band)
2007 Archive: The Corduroy
I’m “ridged” for your pleasure (wait, wrong year). Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified