2020 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue the road was empty? “Your Honor, in a lockdown, the speed limit is merely a subjective recommendation for ghost traffic.”… Read More »2020 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
2020 Classic: The Invisible Man Gaslighting
Why the empty chair? For a horror movie that proved Elisabeth Moss can out-act a literal void, making every person in 2020 suspicious of every… Read More »2020 Classic: The Invisible Man Gaslighting
2020 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2020 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2020 Archive: The Tiger King Logic
Why did the HR manager start her morning briefing with “Hey all you cool cats and kittens”? Because she watched Tiger King in a weekend and now… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tiger King Logic
2019 Classic: The Final Result
I tried to do the “Bottle Cap Challenge.” I missed the bottle and kicked the TV. We are starting 2020 with a broken screen. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final Result
2018 Archive: The Searching Desktop Mystery
A movie that takes place entirely on a computer screen. It’s like watching my dad try to find a PDF, but with more drama. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Searching Desktop Mystery
2018 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 36… Read More »2018 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2017 Classic: The Fortnite Influx
Why did the computer literacy teacher confiscate six flash drives? Because students had figured out how to run an early version of a cartoon battle… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fortnite Influx
2016 Legacy: The “Pizzagate” Conspiracy
Why did people believe a pizza shop was a secret base? Because 2016 proved that if you put it on a message board with enough… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Pizzagate” Conspiracy
2016 Vintage: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition archive. Historically Verified