I’m “ketching” up with old friends on Facebook.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.