Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away in the previous decade.
Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Meeting Mishaps, Toilet Paper Hoarding & Quarantined Grandparents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.