2016 Vintage: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Firefox “64-bit”
Why was the nerd happy? “My browser can now use ALL the RAM! ALL OF IT!” (His computer crashed five minutes later). Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Firefox “64-bit”
2015 Legacy: The Peaky Blinders
Suddenly, every guy in the bar is wearing a flat cap and asking for “Irish whiskey, no ice.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Peaky Blinders
2014 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Harry
2014 Vintage: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2014 energy. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Godzilla (2014) Roar
Why was the firework show so “Monstrous”? Because the new movie made us realize that the “BOOM” in the sky was actually just a giant… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Godzilla (2014) Roar
2013 Legacy: The MRI
“Does this machine have a ‘Selfie’ mode?” “No, but it has a ‘Total Body Scan’ mode that will make you feel very small.” Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The MRI
2013 Archive: The “How Animals Eat Their Food”
Why was the breakroom so messy? The interns were recreating the viral video during lunch. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine &… Read More »2013 Archive: The “How Animals Eat Their Food”
2012 Archive: The Argo
I told her I’m a CIA agent. She said, “Argo-f*** yourself and go mow the lawn.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End… Read More »2012 Archive: The Argo
2011 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million users. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified