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2011 Vintage: The Melon

 I’m “one” in a million users.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown12/19/1999 17:46My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Motherboard_Max01/29/2008 03:10This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Gaia_Online_Gold05/19/2008 09:37Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Spawn_Camper_J11/26/1997 10:35I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Rocket_Jumper08/29/2015 03:24This humor took me to new heights!
@Llamas_With_Hats01/14/2008 17:43Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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