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2009 Vintage: The 2009 New Year’s Eve

Why were we ready for 2010? Because the Saints were heading to the Super Bowl, the World Cup was coming to Africa, and we wanted to see if Tiger would ever come back.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J07/01/1997 06:54Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/11/2011 08:33The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Myspace_First_Friend01/28/2004 03:07I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
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@Napoleon_Dyna10/19/2010 13:22Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

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