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2003 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby

“I collect antique stethoscopes.” “Can you use one on me?” “No, they’re too valuable for actual patients.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blink_182_Mark11/10/2012 06:15What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Loituma_Girl12/23/1999 22:04Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/15/1996 23:10ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@YouTube_Beta_User07/02/2004 16:46I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Podcast_Listener05/08/2004 10:05I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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