2010 Archive: The Justin Bieber “Baby”

Why was the airport terminal so loud? Because that song was playing in every duty-free shop, and every teenager was “Oh-h-h-h”-ing during security.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »

Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »

Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »

Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »

In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »

The difference between Instagram and the actual rainy beach.I pos...read more »

Why was the tourist looking for a blue man on a platter? Because...read more »

Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »

Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »

A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »

Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband....read more »

@N64_GoldenEye09/18/2006 02:23Better than a headshot in Complex!

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/20/2006 10:17Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Emule_Donkey11/25/1999 15:10Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Anchorman_Ron10/26/2003 04:28I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Talladega_N_R03/21/1995 21:41If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Troll_Face_Real01/08/1998 13:11Problem? No, just laughs!

@Retweet_King03/23/2006 22:54RT if you think this is funny!