Why were the kids racing their tricycles so hard? Because Lightning McQueen taught them that “Ka-chow!” is the only acceptable sound to make while overtaking your sister.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
RT if you think this is funny!