1999 Legacy: The Big Daddy Paternity
Why Adam Sandler? For proving that the best way to raise a child is to teach them how to pee on the side of a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Big Daddy Paternity
1999 Legacy: The Tourist
“Does this light socket look ‘authentic’ to you?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Chardonnay
A woman orders a Chardonnay. The bartender says, “Glass or a carafe? It’s been a long year for everyone.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Chardonnay
1997 Legacy: The Teletubby Terror
Why are men like Teletubbies? They have a TV on their stomach, they’re oddly shaped, and you have to wonder what they’re actually thinking. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Teletubby Terror
1997 Classic: The Sleep Study
They watched me sleep for eight hours. Their conclusion? “You’re boring.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition… Read More »1997 Classic: The Sleep Study
1997 Vintage: The Choice
“Where do you want to go for our date?” “I don’t care.” “How about the steakhouse?” “No, I don’t feel like steak.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Choice
1996 Legacy: The Cigar
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Netscape Update
Why did the employee cry? He spent all day downloading an update that crashed on the last 1%. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Netscape Update
1995 Classic: Mars Pathfinder
Why were we excited about rocks? Because 1995 was the year we really started to believe we’d be living in a space colony by 2010.… Read More »1995 Classic: Mars Pathfinder
1995 Vintage: The Advice
“Always marry an archaeologist. The older you get, the more interested they become in you.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore &… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Advice