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1997 Classic: The Sleep Study

They watched me sleep for eight hours. Their conclusion? “You’re boring.”

Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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