2004 Classic: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win for “St. Anger”? To prove that even a snare drum that sounds like a literal trash can lid can’t stop the… Read More »2004 Classic: Best Metal Performance
2004 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2004 Archive: The Snow Patrol Fan
“If I lay here, if I just lay here… will the light come back on?” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Snow Patrol Fan
2002 Vintage: The Draft Beer
“Why is it flat?” “Because you’ve been talking for 20 minutes instead of drinking.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Draft Beer
2002 Archive: The Tech-Deck Evolution
Upgrading your finger-skateboard with actual metal trucks and tiny colored wheels to perform tricks on the edge of the library tables. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Archive: The Tech-Deck Evolution
2001 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m a painter. I’m just “hanging” around. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Compliance Officer
Why did the lawyer become a “Compliance Officer”? He realized it’s easier to make rules than to follow them. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Compliance Officer
2000 Legacy: The Glitched Gradebook Relief
Why was the IT teacher laughing in January? Because the principal spent all of winter break terrifying the staff about the Y2K bug, only for… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Glitched Gradebook Relief
1999 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
Why Shania Twain for “You’re Still the One”? Because she was still the one, and she wasn’t going anywhere. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Female Country Vocal
1999 Legacy: The Tourist
“Does this light socket look ‘authentic’ to you?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified