2012 Vintage: The Mayan Calendar Panic
I spent my entire life savings on 20th of December because the Mayans ran out of stone in the year 900. Waking up on the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mayan Calendar Panic
2012 Archive: The MacBook Air 11-inch
Why was it so small? Because 2012 was the year we decided that “Ultra-Portable” meant “Easy to lose in a stack of paper.” Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The MacBook Air 11-inch
2011 Vintage: The Crazy, Stupid, Love
“I’m Ryan Gosling!” “No, you’re the Steve Carell part of the movie—the part before the makeover.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Crazy, Stupid, Love
2010 Legacy: The Deepwater Horizon Spill
Why was the President so angry at BP? Because “Plug the hole” was the only thing on his to-do list for three months, and he… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Deepwater Horizon Spill
2009 Legacy: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the jokes. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” the past. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Vampire Weekend Debut
Why the polo shirts? For the band that proved you could mix African guitar rhythms with Ivy League aesthetics and still be the coolest thing… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Vampire Weekend Debut
2007 Vintage: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Little Star
2005 Classic: The Podcast
She started a podcast. It’s just 40 minutes of her stirring tea and sighing at my graduation photo. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Podcast
2005 Vintage: The Desktop
I’m “surface” level deep. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified