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2009 Vintage: The Escape

 I’m “fleeing” the past.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen03/12/2000 06:37A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@HTML_Hacker07/09/1999 13:28<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Startup_Kid03/16/2004 08:33Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Malware_Hunter03/18/2014 12:19Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/05/2012 17:00All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Rocket_Jumper08/09/2009 22:53This humor took me to new heights!
@Podcast_Listener03/13/2012 04:28I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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