2016 Vintage: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Launch
Why did the lawyer join Musical.ly? To see if he could “lip-sync” his entire closing argument and still bill for the performance rights. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Launch
2016 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2016 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Hunt
Why did the blonde try to jump into the middle of a lake with her smartphone? She heard there was a “Lapras” nearby and she… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Hunt
2015 Archive: The Apple TV “Siri Remote”
Why was the boss talking to his television? “Siri, play the quarterly results!” (The TV started playing Finding Nemo instead). Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Apple TV “Siri Remote”
2015 Archive: Best Music Video
Why “Happy”? Because watching people dance on the street for 24 hours is surprisingly compelling. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Music Video
2014 Legacy: The Death of Windows XP
Why was the world crying? Because Microsoft officially ended support for the OS that still ran 90% of the world’s ATMs and hospital computers. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Death of Windows XP
2014 Vintage: The “Fancy” Iggy Azalea
I’m in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. Well, I’m actually in a traffic jam on the way to a dentist appointment. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Fancy” Iggy Azalea
2014 Archive: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, pumpkin spice, extra hot.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice Bucket Challenge archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Lorde
“We will never be royals…” “With the way you tip, I believe you,” says the bartender. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie… Read More »2013 Archive: The Lorde
2012 Vintage: The Mayan Calendar Panic
I spent my entire life savings on 20th of December because the Mayans ran out of stone in the year 900. Waking up on the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mayan Calendar Panic