I’m a painter. I’m just “hanging” around.
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I see you... laughing!
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Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!