Why did Metallica win for “St. Anger”? To prove that even a snare drum that sounds like a literal trash can lid can’t stop the Metallica Grammy machine.
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🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Best Progressive R&B Album
Why SOS? Because SZA turned a distress signal into a global celeb...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition
In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Country Solo Performance
Why "White Horse"? Because Chris Stapleton wins this award by def...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The Jazz Heist” Edition
In 2008, the 50th Grammy Awards celebrated half a century of musi...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America & Shallow Vibes” Edition
In 2019, the 61st Grammy Awards were a turning point. It was the ...read more »
2024 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Victoria Monét? Because she’s the "New Artist" who’s been run...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did the Rolling Stones win for Hackney Diamonds? To remind us...read more »
2024 Archive: Victoria Monét’s Moment
Why did she win Best New Artist? Because after writing hits for e...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp A Butterfly & Taylor’s Revenge” Edition
In 2016, the 58th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in tension. Ke...read more »
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2025 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why Tems? Because her voice is the musical equivalent of a sunset...read more »
2024 Classic: Song of the Year
Why "What Was I Made For?" Because Billie Eilish can make you que...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition
In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
Why did she win Best Dance/Electronic Album? Because the Grammys ...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!