Why did Metallica win for “St. Anger”? To prove that even a snare drum that sounds like a literal trash can lid can’t stop the Metallica Grammy machine.
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🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2009 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why Robert Plant & Alison Krauss? Because the Grammys love it when "Old School" meets "Cool ... read more »
Why Robert Plant & Alison Krauss? Because the Grammys love it when "Old School" meets "Cool ... read more »
2. 2017 Archive: James Corden’s Carpool Entrance
Why was there a cardboard car? Because 2017 was the year you couldn't be a celebrity without sin... read more »
Why was there a cardboard car? Because 2017 was the year you couldn't be a celebrity without sin... read more »
3. 2003 Archive: Justin Timberlake’s Solo Flight
Why was he there without 'N Sync? Because he realized that "Cry Me a River" was a much better ca... read more »
Why was he there without 'N Sync? Because he realized that "Cry Me a River" was a much better ca... read more »
4. 1999 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Saving Private Ryan? Because John Williams can make a movie about war sound like a religious... read more »
Why Saving Private Ryan? Because John Williams can make a movie about war sound like a religious... read more »
5. 2012 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Bon Iver? To prove that "Indie Folk" isn't just for cabins in the woods; it's also for takin... read more »
Why Bon Iver? To prove that "Indie Folk" isn't just for cabins in the woods; it's also for takin... read more »
6. 1997 Archive: Best Instrumental Composition
Why "Manhattan (Island of Lights and Love)"? Because it’s the kind of music you hear in an eleva... read more »
Why "Manhattan (Island of Lights and Love)"? Because it’s the kind of music you hear in an eleva... read more »
7. 1997 Classic: Best Latin Pop Performance
Why Enrique Iglesias? Because the "Iglesias" name is the "Marley" name of Latin Pop.Part of the ... read more »
Why Enrique Iglesias? Because the "Iglesias" name is the "Marley" name of Latin Pop.Part of the ... read more »
8. 2013 Archive: Best Rap Performance
Why "N****s in Paris"? Because Jay-Z and Kanye West proved that "provocative" music is even bett... read more »
Why "N****s in Paris"? Because Jay-Z and Kanye West proved that "provocative" music is even bett... read more »
9. 2004 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why "Bring Me to Life"? Because nothing says 2004 like a rap-rock bridge in the middle of a goth... read more »
Why "Bring Me to Life"? Because nothing says 2004 like a rap-rock bridge in the middle of a goth... read more »
10. 2002 Classic: Destiny’s Child’s Last Stand
Why did "Survivor" win? Because after three lineup changes, Beyoncé and company proved that they... read more »
Why did "Survivor" win? Because after three lineup changes, Beyoncé and company proved that they... read more »
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[1999-05-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]WebSurfer_X: Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
[2003-08-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sega_Genesis_Kid: Better than 16-bit graphics!
[1995-04-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]SoundBlaster_16: I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
[2005-02-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Cyber_Traveler: Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
[2006-06-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]AOL_Instant_Msg: I just set this as my away message. Classic!
[2005-08-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]Shrek_Donkey: And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
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