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1995 Archive: The “Cabaret” Anniversary

Why did they celebrate old movies? To remind the 1995 stars that “Classic Hollywood” didn’t need CGI to be fabulous.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Starcraft_Zerg03/19/2006 18:36Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Boxxy_Queen05/15/1995 08:31I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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