1996 Legacy: The Cigar

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/10/2007 19:04Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole03/30/2002 04:27I see funny people... everywhere!

@Student_Life_0106/20/2014 19:07Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Flash_Intro_Hater03/01/1996 08:10Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Fire_Background12/04/2015 07:42This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@AOL_Chat_Veteran09/13/2003 01:52Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Hat_Tip_Sir06/17/2014 14:37M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Wall_Post_Hero11/19/2005 01:55Posting this to my own wall right now!