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1995 Classic: Mars Pathfinder

Why were we excited about rocks? Because 1995 was the year we really started to believe we’d be living in a space colony by 2010.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

2003 Legacy: The Nikon D2H
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2001 Archive: The Game Boy Advance
 Why was it horizontal? Because Nintendo finally realized our han...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
 Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition
In 1996, the world officially stopped being flat. Mario leaped in...read more »
2001 Classic: Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”
 Why was everyone playing the piano? Because "Fallin'" was the an...read more »
2005 Classic: The Launch of the "Million Dollar Homepage"
 Why was one pixel a dollar? Because a student realized that peop...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
 Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »
2001 Legacy: The Launch of XM Satellite Radio
 Why were we paying for radio? Because the 2001 dream was to driv...read more »
30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition
The year 2003 was when the digital world finally started to get i...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Digg
 Why were we "digging" the news? Because before Reddit took over ...read more »

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2002 Archive: The Launch of Friendster
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor06/23/2002 07:39I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Flash_Player_Fan11/08/1998 21:54Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Encarta_Explorer12/11/2004 21:30I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan06/23/2003 12:19I am crying... with laughter!
@Breakfast_Club_B05/22/2005 07:44Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Shagadelic_9709/25/2011 01:20This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Trololo_Man_7004/12/2004 22:27Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Grinds_My_Gears09/30/1996 09:55You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/15/2002 20:34My fist is clenched... with joy!

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