2021 Archive: The GameStop Short Squeeze
Why did the lawyer represent the Reddit traders? He argued that “we like the stock” is a legally binding investment philosophy. Part of the 49… Read More »2021 Archive: The GameStop Short Squeeze
2021 Classic: The West Side Story
“I’m in a gang war!” “The neighborhood watch Facebook group is not a gang war, and you shouldn’t snap your fingers at the mailman.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The West Side Story
2021 Classic: The Adobe “Creative Cloud” Price Hike
Why was the designer screaming? Because his “Subscription to Work” just got more expensive than his rent. Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Adobe “Creative Cloud” Price Hike
2020 Legacy: The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorist
“The bulb isn’t out! It’s a 5G tracking device planted by the microchip people!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorist
2019 Archive: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition… Read More »2019 Archive: The Owl
2019 Vintage: The “Dancing with a Stranger”
Why was the 4th so “Sam Smith & Normani”? Because the beat was so smooth it made “avoiding the neighbor” look like a choreographed move.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Dancing with a Stranger”
2017 Legacy: The Philippe Coutinho Transfer Saga
Why was he “injured” in August? Because Barcelona was calling, and he had a very sudden case of “I-want-to-play-with-Messi” syndrome. Part of the 54 Sports… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Philippe Coutinho Transfer Saga
2016 Legacy: The “Cake by the Ocean” DNCE
Why was the 2016 BBQ dessert so misplaced? Because Joe Jonas wanted to eat cake by the ocean, but we only had a small inflatable… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Cake by the Ocean” DNCE
2016 Legacy: The Closer – The Chainsmokers
Why was the traveler “in the backseat of your Rover”? Because the song was played 40 billion times that summer and he couldn’t escape the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Closer – The Chainsmokers
2016 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “By, With, and Through”? Because it sounds more professional than “We’re letting the locals do the fighting while we provide… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative