2000 Classic: The Bluetooth Doctor

I thought my doctor was having a heated argument with me about my weight. Turns out he was just ordering a pizza on his new hands-free headset.

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@ICQ_Master9904/10/1998 23:07Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Shrek_Ogrelord01/30/2003 15:46Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Beverly_Hills_9021006/04/2009 10:38The coolest joke in the zip code.

@SoulSeek_Fan03/10/2004 04:52Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Chocolate_Rain08/17/2012 06:43I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Nyan_Cat_Space11/20/2009 21:38Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Map_Maker_X08/08/2012 20:03The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.