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2016 Vintage: The “Winning” Narrative

Why did it change to “By, With, and Through”? Because it sounds more professional than “We’re letting the locals do the fighting while we provide the Wi-Fi and the Bombs.”

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker08/03/2014 13:30Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Linux_Distro_Fan01/16/2011 01:01Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Beavis_Butthead11/12/1998 21:40Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
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@Frag_Master_9903/25/2015 13:09Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Slow_Clap_Guy07/28/2007 09:24...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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